the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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