I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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