I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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