? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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