Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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