Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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