I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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