stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
i now understand why vodka
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