what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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