Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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