Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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