He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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