Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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