in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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