i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I seem to have left my pride at pride
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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