He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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