He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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