ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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