Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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