fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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