so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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