just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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