i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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