is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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