I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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