theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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