ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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