Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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