Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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