He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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