why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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