Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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