honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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