So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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