we're blogging at a bar
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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