508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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