its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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