and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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