Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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