Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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