she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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