There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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