What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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