i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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I would ride that face into the sunset
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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