Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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