Who wears a wallet chain?!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I need a beard to bite.
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