She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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