I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
oh god was she eating orange peels again
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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