True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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