You're my little dorito
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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