Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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